Osidia' Retirement Guide
Welcome to Day One of your first week of retirement.
(Saturday and Sunday didn't really count because you
would not have been working anyway.) And even if you
were, this is retirement time. Weeks now run whatever
way you want them to. Most retired people, in accepting
their duties, work a Monday to Friday schedule. C'mon...
get with the program.
As you are well aware, retiring is not about stopping
all work. Retirement is about doing the work you
always wanted to do. And, to some extent, it's about
payback. That's the fun part.
As a retiree, you have certain obligations to fulfill in
society... a role to play. May you carry out your
required duties in a manner that upholds the
reputation your fellow retirees have worked hard
to maintain. And may you be a fine example to
the retirees of the future.
As an experienced retired person, it is my duty to
give you your instructions for the first week of your
retirement. You may begin by selecting "Monday"
from the menu-bar below. I hope you are ready to
accept your duties. And above all, remember...